![]() Lanthus: You wouldn't catch me double-crossing a witch! Postie: Cheeky!! If you're not carful I'll get you cursed too. Postie: *Sigh* Will nothing sacred be safe? Postie: Got a taste for parrots now too does he? Parroty Pete: Well as long as he hasn’t caught anything from that evil chicken. Parroty Pete: Ol’ blue beak’s got the flu again! Postie: Mum wants to know if you’re coming round for tea. Now don’t forget- nobody does anything until I give the signal. Postie: I swear you get stranger every time. Postie: Lemons? What are you talking about? Party Pete: Want to take some cake with you? Well I’m here to talk to some white knights. Party Pete: Celebrating weddings and drop parties… Postie: Hey Bro, how’s the party business? Reldo: Bye! Say hi to the other Petes for me. Reldo: No, not yet… but I know I’ve seen it somewhere… Postie: Reldo, have you found that book I was looking for yet? Postie: That’s it brother, and we’ll come a running! Pirate Pete: Holler like a bosun without a bottle. Postie: Well you know what to do if something goes wrong. Pirate Pete: ’Tis all quiet on the eastern front. Oh, cripes! I've left a fire burning! I've got to go! Are you expecting guests?īarmaid: You want me to put it on your tab? Postie: "Well then she started pointing to Ardougne and rambling on about betrayal!"īarmaid: 4 pints coming right up. Postie: "I didn't know she was familiar with the works of Shakespeare. And when I open my lips, let no dog bark"!" Postie: "First she said, "I am the Oracle. Player: "Yes, I thought as much, what did she have to say?" Postie: "I was just trying to get some wise words of wisdom from the Oracle, You know, she's been here a long time" Player: "Hey Postie Pete how's it going?" However, if a player is already speaking to Postie Pete when he teleports away, the conversation will not be interrupted, and the player will turn to face his new location, giving them a clue as to where he has gone. If a player tries to speak to him as he is leaving, they will receive a message that says, "Postie Pete is preparing to teleport somewhere else, distracting him could have some terrible side effects." What he says depends on the location they encounter him at. I can see that.Postie Pete will stop and talk with players if they speak with him. Postie Pete: Maybe I haves, maybe I haves.Player: You've been here a while, haven't you?.Postie Pete: Why, am I hic coming apart?.It gets pretty tiring lugging burp letters about all day. Postie Pete: Everyone deserves a hic break you know.Hows tricks? Who are you interviewing here? Postie Pete: You're doing it on purpose now aren't you? Please leave me alone!.One says to the other 'Can you smell fish'. Postie Pete: You're serious aren't you.One says to the other 'Can you smell fish'? Hee heheee he ho ho. Player: And so what did the other one say?.Postie Pete: 2 Parrots sit on a perch.Postie Pete: Just a joke that he told me.Postie Pete: Just chatting to my big brother Pete.Player: Cripes! What do you think it means?.Postie Pete: Well, she started leaping about and pointing to Ardougne, shouting something about betrayal.Postie Pete: I didn't know she was familiar with the works of Shakespeare.Postie Pete: First she said 'I am the Oracle, And when I open my lips, let no dog bark!'.You know, she's been here a long, long time. Postie Pete: I was just trying to get some wise words of wisdom from the Oracle.Player: Hey Postie! What you doing all the way up here?.Postie Pete: Not very good I'm afraid.Postie Pete: Just chatting to my brother Pete.Player: I have a strange feeling of Deja Vu.Postie Pete: Shhhh! That's enough history for one day I think!.They even stayed down there for 1000 years or more, in a time they call 'The age of Kings'. Did you know that Keldagrim was originally constructed by a long lost clan who embraced the power of magic, and used it to aid with glorious buildings like Postie Pete: Not much, just doing some research on Dwarvern Culture.Postie Pete: Shhhh! It's a library you know!.Player: HEY PETE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?.Oooo, look, the chaos elemental!! Quick, run!! Postie Pete: Shhh!! Don't let the others see me here! I'm on a top secret mission for the Burth., no, nothing.Player: Pete, what are you doing out here in the deep wilderness?.I bet it's bliss being ignorant of this world's trouble! I'm off! Postie Pete: So would you be if you could speak over 1000 languages.Player: You're a bit mad really aren't you?.Postie Pete: Here! Are you mad? No, 'fraid I can't do that.It's a special feature for 'West Wyverns Women's Weekly'. Postie Pete: Just doing a quick survey on famous people and their favourite colour.10.3 If the player is in a zone where the random event isn't allowedĬastle Wars lobby dialogue.10.2 If Postie Pete is interested in another player. ![]()
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